While “penis” is the medical term, it is also the term some of us use the least to describe our neighbor downstairs (see what I did there?). Here is a list of 140+ best funny penis nicknames:
- The Basilisk
- Lap Lizard
- Peeta Mallark
- Milkman
- Kielbasa
- The Baby Leg
- Jarhead
- The Devil Dog
- The Missile
- Cupid’s Arrow
- Willy
- Mount Visuvius
- Fat Albert
- The Sword
- Shaquille O’Neal
- Spank Aaron
- Excalibur
- Swaggy P
- Schlong
- Moby Dick
- Lincoln Log
- Dick
- Enter Sandman
- Meat Popsicle
- Vlad The Impaler
- Rumpleforeskin
- Love Shaft
- Garden Hose
- Dill Pickle
- Peter
- Slim Jim
- Tasmanian Devil
- Jordan And The Bulls
- Tri-Pod
- Sniper Rifle
- Energizer Bunny
- Voldemort’s Wand
- Wee Wee
- Lightsaber
- Yao Ming
- The Solider
- Head Of State
- Louisville Slugger
- Johnson
- Twinkie
- Joy Stick
- Zeus’ Lightning
- Subway’s Meal Of The Day
- Dora The Explorer
- Trouser Browser
- Tally Whacker
- Alvin And The Chipmunks
- Ivan The Terrible
- Hotdog
- Skin Flute
- Gonads
- Weenie The Pooh
- Drago
- Peter Dinklage
- Kim Dong Un
- The Giving Tree
- Weiner
- Baby Maker
- Harry Houdini
- Dick Cheney
- Richard & The Twins
- Sperminator
- Taco Torpedo
- Party Pickle
- Sex Pistol
- Thor
- Fuck Truck
- Dingaling
- Puff The One-Eyed Dragon
- Tonsil Tickler
- Battle Of The Bulge
- Dagger
- Allen Wrench
- Girth Vader
- Shaft
- Womb Raider
- Mushroom Head
- King Dong
- Elmer Glue
- The Jonas Brothers
- Chief Of Staff
- Action Johnson
- Big Dipper
- Earthworm
- The Sperm Factory
- Prick
- Javelin
- Poseiden
- Jackhammer
- Downstairs Neighbor
- Nimbus 2000
- Dipstick
- Ring Ding
- Bratwurst
- Harpoon
- Eggroll
- Kickstand
- Bayonet
- Knob
- Mario & Luigi
- Pecker
- Private Eye
- Rod
- Sausage Link
- Sir Thrustsalot
- Banana
- Ring Ding
- Python
- Trouser Snake
- The Alamo
- The Magic Bullet
- Kraken
- Limp Bizkit
- Wonderboy
- Beef Thermometer
- Pistol Pete
- Goliath
- Anaconda
- The Torpedo
- The Sniper
- Axe
- FedEx Package
- Ken Stiffy Jr.
- Sperm Worm
- Lethal Weapon 3
- The Tree Of Life
- Aladdin’s Magic Carpet Ride
- Gunner
- Nutty Professor
- The Magician
- Wilt The Stilt
- Russell The Love Muscle
- Cuban Cigar
- The Closer
- D Train
- The Insemenator
- Dong
- Hollowpoint
Funny Penis Nicknames
Men are fascinated with their penises, so having a nickname for it should not come as a surprise to anyone. [1, 2]
Funny penis nicknames can be used as an instead joke between you and your partner, by a patient to help lighten the mood during an embarrassing or awkward visit with a doctor (or am I confusing this with the plot to a porn?), as the punchline to good joke, and much more.
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Passionate nympho’s might even have names for their favorite dildos, fleshlights, or even sex dolls.
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